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« Reply #120 on: June 30, 2008, 04:44:20 am »

the goblin thanked everyone once more for their courage to keep posting back, the great white still mauled at the goblin's body but his mind was beginning to craw out it's shell and bite back, and then the sky opened and the deluge fell, the goblin ever seated in his bistro blessed the heavens for their consideration as a cool torrent fell into the street outside, "...so that wild horse in the "Misfits" had broken free form the lassoing men after all..." felt the goblin who somehow knew that he himself would never "take form" on the Internet saying "...here at least then the clock stops, the mirror is foiled and the power of ones imagination gives ones spirit such a freedom that dailylife and the moneygod can only watch and follow in envy, as that spirit too gallops on and away from them..."
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« Reply #121 on: July 02, 2008, 01:11:29 pm »

"...and so, may we have the next contestant please..." the goblin smiled while the lights and camera turned to a new face smiling, she seemed a little tense but alert while he approached her, "...well hello there miss, and let's give a big round of applause for..." the goblin passed the mike towards "...Princess Buttercup..." she says as the clapping starts and she shivers shyly the goblin says his ditty "...nice to meet you, to meet you..." as the audience shout out "...nice..." the goblin continues "...OK, Princess Buttercup are you alright, you remember the rules of our little game then, the curtains will open you have ten seconds to memorize everything you see, then we'll close the curtain and anything you can remember is yours, it's as simple as that, you're not nervous I hope...", she looks across to the goblin "...well flea a bit really, but I will do my best, promise..." and with that the great curtains open while the audience counts the seconds down on the clock "...ten, nine, eight, seven..." frantically her mind made a quick picture as her finger pointed to where the televisions, cameras, laptops, and the car were, somehow she knew she could win this "...three, two, one..." the curtains dropped together again "...well Princess Buttercup, the big question, can you tell everyone what you remember then...", "...well goblin..." she starts with excitement and then bursts out "...there's that Batwoman mask, that sensuous thin riding crop, the super sexy tight leather corset with uplifting cups, oh and those pointed high heals, that pair of handcuffs, and I think I saw a black hood with matching black swimming trunks .." the fingers of her hands clutch together in expectation to the goblin who, turning to the audience again, says "...oh and didn't she do well folks..." as, a bit confused, the goblin dashes behind the curtain to check for himself just in case she was right
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« Reply #122 on: July 03, 2008, 07:38:38 am »

the fallen rain evaporates away replaced by an unbearable heat that seems to stick to this scene where the goblin continues his guidework on the outside while inside he simply appreciates the view of this castle of Chillon set majestically on Geneva's boundless lake to a background of white'ish mountains , "...this castle was originally built by Sir Cliff Richard..." says the goblin gaging the Britishness of the group who don't really want guiding but still expect the guiding that they don't want to be there, the goblin sends them inside with a smile, as he moves slowly towards the coffee-machine next to the tacky gift shop and the shaded table for his laptop where those other guides might light-up but where this goblin hooks-up instead to his small potent coffee, some Joe Jackson music and that ever escaping imagination of his, the song being "invisible man", the words loudly repeat themselves in the goblin euphoric mind "...you can't touch the invisible man, you can't stop the invisible man..." and every note and word reflect exactly the goblin's feeling at that moment, even if the goblin also knew that this type of moment soon retreats back into the drudge of his dailylife again

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« Reply #123 on: July 04, 2008, 06:06:07 am »

"...ah, English men are so romantic..." said the goblin who now understood  the steps he must make to woo Princess Buttercup

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjrccKb9zcQ&feature=related

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« Reply #124 on: July 11, 2008, 03:51:23 am »

the goblin hits the bistro and everything is hot, the music is joe jackson's "king pleasure", and the coffee, like the goblin's life, is bittersweet but the women tonight if you could imagine simply everything in ones body thumping in sexual attraction following those sensuous pouting movements of these goddesses on heat, "...wow, play to me ladies and I will catch you in this piece forever, you'll never age..." the goblin shouts his promise at them

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« Reply #125 on: October 28, 2008, 08:32:39 pm »

It looks like I win!
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« Reply #126 on: October 28, 2008, 11:13:54 pm »

"...perhaps time had won on this thread..." said the goblin adding "...but I always reply..." in fact the goblin always supported any site where the admin was actively replying, if not the site moved to my "won" list but the goblin never liked winning outright, "...win against me then..." suggested the goblin once more
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« Reply #127 on: October 29, 2008, 05:59:21 am »

sorry i have been so busy, traveling and work and family stuff have not had time to do anything but look
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« Reply #128 on: October 29, 2008, 06:05:38 am »

"...not really a problem but one cannot expect members to do what one doesn't do oneself..." said the goblin knowing that he replied always to a "last post" thread while others did too
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« Reply #129 on: October 30, 2008, 06:22:30 am »

ITS UNFORTUNATE WHEN REAL LIFE GETS IN THE WAY OF ONES ONLINE LIFE
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« Reply #130 on: October 30, 2008, 07:51:35 am »

("...that real life can swallow one whole and even fool one into thinking that it is all there is but that's all the more reason to create an Internet self where one is reflecting on ones real life and leaving a record of it..." mentioned the goblin who always set a little time aside for his Internet..." mentioned the goblin adding "...but no one is forcing you to keep your site going if your heart is no longer in it but if you post back here I will always reply, I never miss a chance to reply like this...")

("...how the years pass so quickly..." sighed the goblin)

from the goblin's dear all diary, 16th January 1997

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Welcome to Siberia upon suburbia, Geneva seems stiff in a deep frost and a seldom seen sun that is a mere ember of its normal self, though all this falls beneath Alice and the dormouse's consideration when these primates wait restlessly for hatter(dad) to finish boiling the sachets of ravioli and sauce which, apart from fry-ups(to fill and flounder one) covers the sum total of his inextensive repertoire to date; in fact, it's "just as well" since these children somehow epitomize that term "what the horse don't know the horse won't eat", and, what with hare(mum) being away for two whole weeks, hatter as a now not too overtly optimistic surrogate mum thinks "...no this is not "just as well" it's more like "appropriately well" yuppie..."

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« Reply #131 on: October 31, 2008, 06:10:36 am »

ONE DAY I AM GOING TO WRITE A BOOK, HOWEVER THEY TYPE OF WRITING I DO WOULD NOT BE SUITABLE TO BE PUBLISHED ON HERE AS IT IS RATHER EROTIC
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« Reply #132 on: November 01, 2008, 03:42:09 am »

the goblin let be
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« Reply #133 on: November 03, 2008, 07:08:41 am »

lost for words my friend
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« Reply #134 on: November 03, 2008, 09:10:09 am »

"...no, I am still here but your posts in capital letters seemed like someone throwing in the towel so I let be out of respect to those sentiments..." ventured the goblin
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« Reply #135 on: November 04, 2008, 07:03:48 am »

lol, I work in capital letters and sometimes cap lock is still on. Tongue
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« Reply #136 on: November 04, 2008, 01:18:11 pm »

("...I will go with you post for post then..." said the goblin)

the goblin himself had been haunted by the old executioner's line "est is sic nocens morior"(is it so bad to die) no, not in some silly action way but more in contemplating what is after all an inevitable arrival for all of us, "...is this the point of Hemingway's "the old man and the sea" book, is that what were doing here on this thread then..." asked the goblin but that old Roman line just pulled the goblin onwards ever out into deeper water

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« Reply #137 on: November 04, 2008, 07:26:57 pm »

Election results are available at The Coffee Shop... take a quick peek and come on back here!

...because if you dont, I win
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« Reply #138 on: November 05, 2008, 12:46:54 am »

(will check it out then)

the goblin didn't want to spoil the show with a bad hunch that neither presidential candidate would live long if elected, that this time around more than ever one was probably voting in the vice presidents than the presidents themselves, "...America your recent history shows the likely course of events..." said the goblin about the establishment, vested interests and the simmering intolerance to change out there

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« Reply #139 on: November 05, 2008, 06:54:43 am »

wondering if people are pleased or upset with the new president elect
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« Reply #140 on: November 05, 2008, 07:19:31 am »

("...certainly, it is going to be interesting to see how things go from now perhaps too interesting..." ventured the goblin)

morning, and the goblin doesn't know what to make of his "dailylife" reality which is real enough sure, not that that was ever in question, no, only what got him was the fact that so few people went nuts under this pact with the moneygod, "...surely everyone must know something that I don't remaining sane in all this madness then..."

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« Reply #141 on: November 05, 2008, 10:02:26 am »

can any of us really say if we are sane or not, we could all just be nutty, but maybe that is how we are supposed to be
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« Reply #142 on: November 05, 2008, 10:18:20 am »

("...the disfunctionality specialist or "shrink" as you and I would call him, deals in seeing if the patient can get through his day by himself or if he needs help..." ventured the goblin, continuing "...which doesn't make this life or the patient any less mad, just more integrated I imagine...")

and then the rightful goblin showed up thanking the humans for looking after his thread, "...you did wonderfully I feel, you all merit being promoted up a rank..." said the goblin then borrowing the words of Groucho Marx "I should actually worry about any site that accepts me"

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« Reply #143 on: November 05, 2008, 05:31:27 pm »

wondering if people are pleased or upset with the new president elect

It's a good thing I'm the Coffee Man, because I'm not spittin' Snickers and peein' Pepsi Cola over it!
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« Reply #144 on: November 06, 2008, 12:20:49 am »

("...the problem with Bush was simply that no one believed that he was calling the shots himself whereas at least with these two candidates one felt that there was some inherent intelligence that would where needed not just go with the vested interests..." said the goblin continuing "...simply America worldwide needs reconciliation not confrontation to get the job done now..." though the goblin was too old to expect change overnight)

the poster had won, as had the goblin many times to date too but there was always only one "last post" and only the one "now" to post it in, "...it is like picking up a handful of sand and letting the grains slip gently through ones fingers..." mused the goblin "...there are so many things yet to post and so many things that I have posted but just like the sand they are somehow less attractive than the falling grains of the present situation..." the goblin was simply trying to say that winning the game was less of a prize than the adventure than sifting through the sand of what one could post here




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« Reply #145 on: November 06, 2008, 07:03:35 am »

well we will all just have to wait and see, all i hope is no one decides to take him out.
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« Reply #146 on: November 06, 2008, 07:41:08 am »

("...same here, but the president has many enemies since he stands for change..." ventured the goblin)

the goblin just wanted to start the day a winner, the goblin would post, thus winning then not look at the "last post" thread for a couple of hours knowing something, the goblin explained "...well at least the delusion of being the "last poster" holds for the duration that I don't go on line..."

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« Reply #147 on: November 06, 2008, 03:50:42 pm »

the goblin didn't trust himself with clocks then, "...you see when I start looking at the slot here, that is, either thinking of a reply or something new, its tediously slow until some inspiration seems to cross my mind and then it's a rush trying to see if I can write it down before it escapes from me, which is normally where those two problems of the right "right words" and any possible miss interpretations step in, so what looked simple simply isn't, but by then "time" gets overlooked in the process..." said the goblin knowing that the real win was actually seeing what one can come up without having the clock push one over the edge

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« Reply #148 on: November 07, 2008, 06:58:58 am »

that last picture is really scary to me reminds me of a childhood book that i was terrified of and my older brother insisted he read to me all the time.

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« Reply #149 on: November 08, 2008, 12:31:08 am »

"...it's a slow process but "facing the slot" somehow has me biting the hand of this dailylife that feeds me..." joked the goblin not really laughing since the goblin also knew he was at dailylife's mercy too, "...the magician's trick is to have me think that the object is where it should be, only to surprise me by its being elsewhere..." the goblin sought the right words saying "...I have often fallen for life's tricks then, these little distractions that turn out to be worthless, whereas once in a very rare while I can actually make out that magician behind it all..."

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« Reply #150 on: November 08, 2008, 03:46:07 am »

repost from "what did you do today" thread somewhere

well the goblin this morning had been abducted by cannibals so he had to explain to them that after years on his high caffeine/aspirin diet, really whichever way to cooked him, he would invariably taste of coffee so he suggested instead the average American housewife who came ready larded and with her grocery cart as an added bonus, the cannibals smiled with an array of pointed teeth "...one question goblin, if they are so good to eat why don't you eat them too...", "...well I can't say that I haven't thought about it but I have cavities so caffeine and aspirin are just easier to prepare..." said the goblin waving them on and goodbye

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« Reply #151 on: November 10, 2008, 06:47:44 am »

that poor woman
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« Reply #152 on: November 10, 2008, 12:42:53 pm »

("...nope, I am sure they're touched up..." ventured the goblin, adding "...but I didn't, promise..."

the goblin always thanked the posters for their score keeping assumptions but for the goblin the score was always going to be "this one present last post itself with everything else past", but then the goblin added "...ah but at any moment it could be yours if you post..." ventured the goblin winning again but knowing that he would lose to the next poster "...the fact that one lives against ones death gives this life its depth, the fact that one posts against ones silence gives this Internet its depth too, both are futile though..."

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« Reply #153 on: November 10, 2008, 12:44:36 pm »

from the goblin's dear all diary, 29th January 1997

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My wife hasn't even got on the plane yet, but there seems to be a silent chorus going on just a bit beyond earshot going: "...but they'll drown..." and admittedly I haven't always given the impression of even the remotest aptitude towards housework, let alone looking after children on my tod, but it's only two weeks, alright, that's two whole weeks then, and as long as I get them to follow my non-existant rules with bribes of happymeals and cigarettes, I can just slip into the recesses of my own bed-covers albeit occasionally having to stick out my nose to check for smoke. Anyway, besides, etc., once a place becomes untidy, how untidy is purely academic is it not. With situation firmly under control somewhere, I remain.,
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« Reply #154 on: November 11, 2008, 06:53:14 am »

love that pic of the guy coming out of his wardrobe to devastation. makes me feel a bit like my life i keep on going on when all around me is crumbling, and being destroyed.
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« Reply #155 on: November 13, 2008, 04:03:36 am »

("...one has to keep on..." said the goblin)

the goblin felt that most people feared that Obama's assassination would happen now, and yet it will a lot harder to cover up the tracks this time around because the media coverage is just so much more intense these days, "...the question is how far the president is willing to upset the powers that be..." ventured the goblin knowing that coming in on a platform of change is a dangerous game

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« Reply #156 on: November 13, 2008, 07:03:22 am »

princess wonders where flea gets these pictures from
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« Reply #157 on: November 13, 2008, 08:25:45 am »

("...most of them are gifts from other members..." mentioned the goblin, continuing "...I post the works there with a begging bowl and they offer pics..." the goblin also remembered that some sites have turned the "last post" thread there into a semi "way cool pics" thread too where the goblin would just go out pinch those pics he needs)

"...are you for real..." came the voice within him, "...don't know but I know the Internet is real, just as this thread is real, even your reading this post is real, and yet a person's sincerity is always unknown to someone else, so whether I am "for real" or "false" falls on the viewer to decide here..." ventured the goblin, adding "...in fact, each post I do is dead by the time I hit the post button, but it is this long time facing the open posting slot here sifting though my thoughts and feelings that makes posting worth it..." meaning that the goblin was probably hopelessly insincere towards others here, that is,  as the goblin was looking inwards each time but what of it

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« Reply #158 on: November 13, 2008, 08:27:57 am »

the goblin somehow agreed with everyone again, "...the flower of youth, pollinated, fruits into mommies" said the goblin "...men are tricked by beauty, women are tricked by babies and years later one is looking at ones offspring who won't listen to us anymore than we listened to our parents..." related the goblin who had been told to get the groceries by his better half

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the goblin noted that it was his first day off in weeks and that the night before I had purposely gone to bed at 12h30, hoping to lie in till noon like his children do, the goblin woke up at 06h00, "...who am kidding at my age, "there's no rest for the withered"..." the goblin jokes at himself adding "...so it isn't just my aging back that gradually bends my vision downwards in contemplation but the rest of me too now...", fully awake, his bath then floats his racing mind before the goblin turns up posting here again while somewhere next door his family sleep on in this predawn darkness, concluding "...honestly if I didn't have important some things to do today, I might as well have turned up for work this morning the way that there's absolutely no difference this "day off" work means to me..."

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« Reply #160 on: November 14, 2008, 01:57:19 am »

"...whenever you hit the "post" button you are alone here as the site only deals with one modification or new post at a time regardless of who or how many members might be looking elsewhere, so if you know you are alone on the site when you actually post, does it matter if the site has one or a thousand members members watching elsewhere..." said the goblin knowing that the best sites are those that have gone through a "Winter of doubt" where the remaining members are solid like rooted trees

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« Reply #161 on: November 14, 2008, 04:01:31 am »

the bistro owner's wife is enormous for her short size, the goblin often looks at her not so much for some indecent intention but more as the object for some great hug, the personification of Gaea in his view, and in this adoration she would make up for every other woman he knew and whether his hands would meet behind her back didn't matter, no it did matter and they wouldn't, wow at the thought which alas is all it could be.

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« Reply #162 on: November 14, 2008, 07:14:21 am »

well its friday and another busy week is about to end, life just does not get any easier does it
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« Reply #163 on: November 15, 2008, 12:36:23 am »

(the goblin, down with a cold, would come back here to reply once the worse of it was over)

The goblin feels like he is in one of those "planet of the body snatches" films where he is battling some invading life form for control of his system, first off his stomach growls, then his nose is not to be trusted anywhere near the keyboard, and above all his voice above and between the wheezing coughs sounds like "Conan the Vegetarian"(or whatever is PC these days), and it is in this body then that the goblin watches the rain gently falling onto the slush left over from colder times, "...the outside reflects the inside..." said the goblin knowing that it would pass

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« Reply #164 on: November 15, 2008, 01:07:56 pm »

from the goblin's dear all diary, 14th January

Dear all,
Such encouragement without purpose this being still alive without reason;my flu loses out, I emerge from a pit and shadowlife whatever: nice just to have me to myself again, dare I write "next virus please" but I forget that this world is tottering on so many brinks that one is apt to feel now is just the eye of the storm. In this background then Geneva's lake looks like one giant duck pond today, but the writer of this letter has just done his stint in the "Protection Civil" so please rest assured he knows how to put out chip pan fires, put up bunk beds and how to wear a blue boilersuit with a yellow helmet, even if that is, in the face of avian flu, global warming, stockmarkets crashes and everything else, "...so where do I throw my bucket of sand then..." asked our hero again.
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« Reply #165 on: November 17, 2008, 06:43:01 am »

brrrrr its freezing here, snowed yesterday,
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« Reply #166 on: November 18, 2008, 12:01:36 pm »

("...cold but no snow yet..." said the goblin)

the goblin was beat, the sandman had turned up and the goblin's only wish tonight was that his brain wouldn't turn once more into a washing machine where some thought would just spin and spin to the dismay of the sandman who'd be left to figure out the buttons on the dial again, only to give the washing machine brain a good old kick after a couple of hours booting the goblin Nod'wards

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« Reply #167 on: November 19, 2008, 04:07:55 am »

the goblin still refusing to admit to himself that looking back his love had been based on faults, but that was it was, she had to be vain, capricious, stubborn, unreliable, unbearable, unreasonable and passionate for the goblin to fall headlong in love with her, anything less was never really feminine enough for him to succumb to her charms


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« Reply #168 on: November 19, 2008, 11:18:28 am »

from the goblin's dear all diary, 25th., November 1997

Dear all
The ticket still reads "Geneva-Bern Return" but the goblin didn't really want to go(while knowing he should protest) so he had said, "...hey, well I was too young for those Vietnam protest marches, in fact I've never protested in my life, sounds great(lying), well you know if you go I'll go with you...", etc., his excuse and exit ploy based on the fact that surely she wouldn't leave her book shop he had thought, the next scene is the two of them together with some others eating sandwiches heading towards Bern to protest the war, and yes, once there the mass sea of protesters reassured the goblin of his stance, yet even all that heated emotion couldn't hide the freezing cold of the day so the goblin gave up, returned to the warmth of Bern's station where boarding the train homewards alone he slipped the ticket into his pocket and slept soundly; a week later she was dead and her bookshop with her. Today, and so many years later, the ticket still conjures at her ghost who asks for nothing, "...it just was..." the ghost would say as she had said so often when there, somehow she was always like that the goblin remembered.

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« Reply #169 on: November 20, 2008, 12:47:26 am »

"...sounds exciting at least..." said the goblin, whose life was one of a tourist guide and computer repairman on the outside, though that he knew had little to do with him on the inside since he felt he could become anything he liked if he tried hard enough, "...the internet is a masked ball..." said the goblin adding "...why, is anyone ever old or poor or ugly on the internet then, is it only because they insist on being who they see in the mirror maybe..." reflected the goblin adding "...who knows perhaps the "reallife" me is just another mask too, as his mind flashed back to Alexandre Dumas's book, adding "...am I just this iron mask given to me at my birth by my maker, or is there a real me behind all this then, if so that is the face that I am looking for here..."

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« Reply #170 on: November 20, 2008, 07:39:03 am »

snow snow and more snow
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« Reply #171 on: November 20, 2008, 12:46:05 pm »

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29)The goblin noted that the local swimming pool is now open three months of the year and whose owner who is always out to make it pay has come up with this novel idea "the family card" to intice the locals to turn up, yet the goblin also thought that perhaps the owner had over simplified things this time, after all in this village where everyone is related to everyone else, the owner will only have to issue one family card.

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« Reply #172 on: November 22, 2008, 07:09:51 am »

the goblin could feel the night dragging down his senses, "...just one more post for the road..." he said knowing that it wasn't the post itself so much as the long moments trying to choose the right lines which made that post for him worth it "...it's just like shopping..." said the goblin "...cheap things are everywhere and easy to buy but choosing "value" now that another matter..."



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« Reply #173 on: November 23, 2008, 02:54:59 pm »

and with that the goblin was looking at this thread with renewed zeal, in fact he felt that he had not been to himself recently probably because he hadn't read the warning on the "dailylife" packs: "warning; ones dailylife and the petty schemes of the moneygod can seriously distract one from the whole picture"

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« Reply #174 on: November 24, 2008, 07:00:42 am »

its monday another week begins, their is snow on the ground and we are expecting rain today. Soon the year will be over and another cog in the wheel will turn.
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« Reply #175 on: November 24, 2008, 12:17:45 pm »

(no points for guessing correctly the goblin's bleak mood at this point)

"...all of us in the same boat, and despite what they say I don't think the other countries can stay afloat if America sinks further..." mentioned the goblin honestly, adding "...television coverage owes us the truth in my view but just how much of the news they give out covers this global downturn at this point, in fact, it almost feels like the media is being used to prop up the status quo..." said the goblin who loved America because he loved its peanut butter

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« Reply #176 on: November 25, 2008, 06:54:09 am »

oh even if the US sinks others will swim and the world will change
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« Reply #177 on: November 27, 2008, 06:51:52 am »

"... well I guess I can't really keep track of my posts but at least I can repost some of those posts on another site like here in a neater order..." answered the goblin looked across at the plume of smoke ushered sideways in the breeze, the day was beautifully bright and inviting, yes it was that but it was that for a wrong reason the goblin felt, as a ghastly cold awaited anyone reckless enough to go out to the bistro on this very early morning, and yet again the goblin's choice, he surmised, was a stark one, either "stay home and get roped into a series of household chores by the captain" or "swim it through the bitter cold to the bistro where he could still be called back" so as always the goblin's mind made a checklist of "probable chores" against his other list of "possible excuses" while the goblin wondered if he ran it bath would it stir the antagonists in their beds on this "Sunday lie-in", somehow the goblin's bath would be deep one he knew

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« Reply #178 on: November 28, 2008, 02:00:46 pm »

from the goblin's dear all diary,  28th November 1996

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Cold is king and reigns supreme in Geneva where it ushers most people in their homes  and the homeless into the station where they look on as a man collects signatures for the protection of dolphins in which a country which has no sea and no dolphins, just dole-queues. Into this then the homeless face the stark choice of putting up with their day's week's month's year's and final lifetime's worth as life's losers "alone", or joining the drunks in a stupefied social-life much to the dismay of the impression conscious shopkeepers who move them constantly around the mall, this choice is simplified when that homeless person just asks himself if he has the guts to constantly face his lot or a good liver, well anyway, for me at least it forms an ironic background to “Thanksgiving” tonight.
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« Reply #179 on: December 01, 2008, 12:49:39 am »

"...we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year, good tiding we bring..." and on hearing that song now the goblin was once more back at the Bookworm bookshop with the ghosts of his past, the son stood by the counter and recalled how he had received a postcard from someone who had died in the planecrash the day before, the mother sat at the cashdesk pricing the books and somehow the goblin fitted as he hand-wrote his "dear all diary" or something thing else wordless except for asking the spelling of something, until the droning carol music which had got to everyone there had got to the goblin too, so he paid his coffee, and started singing in tune "...we wish you a merry Syphilis and a happy Gonerear..." only to be dirty looked by the mother into silence who couldn't help herself bursting out laughing two seconds later, "...we are not the Red Cross..." she would say but the bookshop was exactly that, and when she died this world collapsed, and within a year her son too, who first lost the battle to alcoholism, was found drowned in the river, so if they are reading this now their goblin friend misses them and his "dear all diary" should be theirs then

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