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THEME FROM M*A*S*HHere are some of the lost episodes that Jemac hasn't seen...
LOST EPISODE 1: Radar sends the camp into a frenzy by yelling, "CHOPPERS! CHOPPERS! as he sees Col. Potter's false teeth in his glass of Grape Nehi.
LOST EPISODE 2: Hawkeye is awakened in the middle of the night as he discovers why his tent mate is named B.J.
LOST EPISODE 3: Cpl. Klinger finally gets out of the army on a Section 8 when he dresses up like Maj. Frank Burns.
LOST EPISODE 4: Father Mulcahy is excommunicated after Col. Potter finds Hot Lips in the confessional "nekkid".
THE FOLLOWING IS TRUE... To this day, the Federal Communications Commission will not permit the full theme from M*A*S*H (Suicide is Painless) to be played on the radio, for concern that it encourages suicide.
Johnny Mandel's "SUICIDE IS PAINLESS" (Theme from M*A*S*H)